What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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