everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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