You can't special order awesome
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
