Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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