I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Randomize
