he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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