who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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