He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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