dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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