I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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