I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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