You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
