at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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