Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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