Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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