It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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