Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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