In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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