Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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