You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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