it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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