We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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