Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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