Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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