Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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