What did we do last night that was yellow?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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