ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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