She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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