I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Come share oat with me in your robe
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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