Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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