Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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