glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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