TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I just want nice things and good sex
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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