I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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