i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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