what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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