Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You can't special order awesome
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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