I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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