i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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