It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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