If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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