oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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