apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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