Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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