i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
