cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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