Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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