please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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