11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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