Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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