Dual....:-)
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
high people should be assigned attendants
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
sex in a hospital.. check
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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