Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need water and some morals
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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