Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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