Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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