So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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