Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
