Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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