Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You are the jesus of drinking
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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