Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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