thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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